Dear Boss's Boss,

Here's the thing:

Most of the time I do not like you.  I find you shallow and offensive.  I find you rude and condescending.  I think you're a brat and a bully.

But every once in a while you say something that I can really relate to.

Like today, when you didn't want to go to that family reunion?  Yeah, I can totally relate.  The fact that the reunion was your in-laws?  I can relate to that, too.

I'm trying to come up with some profound lesson in this.  Maybe I should learn that there is something to like in everyone.  Maybe I should not hate you and just like you for who you are. 

Or maybe family reunions are just universally hated.